Two officially empty halves of coconut for use exclusively with Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme. Suitable for dice rolling and vole incarceration. Not to be used for silly "horsey-go" noise-making.
Where'd you get the coconuts? Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
A pair of all-natural, 100% plastic coconut shells stamped with the Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme logo.
Perfect for shaking up and rolling dice.
It goes without saying that using them to make cloppity-clop noises to simulate the sound of equine travel is right out.
